January 2012
humanssuckweedrocks replied to your post: Does anyone else ever find the cover of Men’s…
LIKE FIVE TIMES, no…not at all. Who likes that little elf!?
He’s definitely not a little elf in the picture I took…which is probably why I took it. ;D
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Does anyone else ever find the cover of Men’s Health magazine featuring Orlando Bloom in their pocket after a night of drinking?
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The Fires of Heaven: spoilers
RAND AND AVIENDHA
RAND
AND AVIENDHA
JUST HAD SEX.
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MEN.
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Come What Mea: Why the friendzone is bullshit and... →
hannadercan:
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest…
Yes…this. (And for the record, I have been in both situations).
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Every time I smoke Sour Diesel I think of this one time on the bus ride back from New Haven. It was in two baggies plus a pouch and it still reeked. Sitting on the bus, I opened my weed pouch to get a lighter out for some reason and suddenly from the across the bus this guy looks over and goes, “Nigga got that Sour D!” and I was highly impressed by his acute olfactory abilities. The...
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Weird Dream
I was hooking up with my friend’s brother, whom I had a crush on over the summer, in some house, and his mom walked in on us.
I haven’t thought about him in months and then my brain decides to throw this out there? Yeah.
My dad is watching Gossip Girl in the other room.
And when I tell him I’m watching Legally Blonde he dismisses it as women shit that is stupid.
He also claims that it is “background noise.” Uh-huh. Sure.
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So I know this guy who used to be charming and smart and humble but then one night someone told him he could get any girl he wanted and he became a charming, smart, arrogant fuckbag.
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