I mean, shit, man.
Hello, I am a human being of the female sex. I have two eyes, a mind with which to view the world, and a voice to assert my person.
This page is a compilation of musings and inferences and things that amuse me, from parallel dimensions to innuendos and beyond.
I mean, shit, man.
(via carefreehighway)
Those never fucking get old. I showed them to my boyfriend and he nearly wet himself.
(via fuckyeahvoldemort)
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livetolove1234:sabinasblog:“I’ll see you in Jury tomorrow at five,” he announced and than walked away.
He was standing in the doorway - in truth, he filled the doorway, a giant of a man with a broad face and a gleaming wedge of a nose.
I looked past them, to where they were heading, and my breath caught in my throat.
“Well, Harry… time for us to be off,” said Dumbledore at last, standing up and straightening his long black cloak.
“Remember kids,” he tells them sternly. “Don’t shoot each other. Aim at the fragile, Expensive stuff.”
There in its nasty, stinking, underground home our insulted, crushed and ridiculed mouse promptly becomes absorbed in cold, malignant and, above all, everlasting spite.
The monster would have murdered and again and again had not god, and the heros courage turned fate aside.
Without inflammation, bacterial infections would go unchecked, wounds would never heal, and injured tissues and organs might remain permanent festering defects.
I won’t be as useful as your mother would have been.
We have to teach the same lesson on each side.
(by Chema Madoz)